it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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