Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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