i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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