Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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