thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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