Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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