I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Randomize