dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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