I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
