I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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