plz talk dirty to me
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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