I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
These 25 Irresponsible People Blew All Their Cash On Drugs, Booze, & Sex
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.