we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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