My liver just broke up with me...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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