I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.