You're completely useless in the revolution.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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