Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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