Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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