Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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