the new term for farting is butt boxing.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
