Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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