not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Randomize
