Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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