Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I have tasted many bathrooms
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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