Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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