We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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