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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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