do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
i drank out of a bidet.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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