Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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