Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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