i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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