i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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