David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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