So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She's the barista slut.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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