i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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