just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
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We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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