I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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