Do vagina's smell?
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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