so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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