he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I need to sanitize my soul.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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