yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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