is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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