my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
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So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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