No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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