Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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