What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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