ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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