blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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