Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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