Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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