...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize