is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
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