conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
If I had your ass I would rule the world
This toilet bowl is my home.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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