Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We left the knife in your bed.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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