and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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