So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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