Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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