We should be called the Road Head Warriors
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
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The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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