I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Do vagina's smell?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I want her autograph on my taint
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
