Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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