So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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