I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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